Revenge of The Nerds: Golf & Tennis Are #1!
According to Harris Interactive, the most popular male athlete in America is Tiger Woods, and the most popular female athlete is Serena Williams. This got me thinking…. hmmmm, America is absolutely obsessed with football, baseball, and basketball and yet golf and tennis are #1! Since High School, the stereotype has always been that nerds played golf and tennis, and jocks played the other sports. So, what’s up with this latest poll?
The Financial Samurai theory:
* Whoever controls the most amount of money is the most influential, and therefore, the most popular. The reason why Tiger Woods makes $100 million a year is because he generates billions in incremental revenue. Since nerds by definition get better grades, they may go to better schools and get better paying jobs. Therefore, their chances of making more money increases. More nerds play golf and tennis, and therefore spend more on those sports.
* Nobody really has their own money in High School or College, so the jocks will always beat the nerds when it comes to popularity. However, 10 years later, the trend seems to reverse unless you are that rare jock nerd such as Bill Bradley, NBAer, Rhodes scholar, and 3-term US Senator from New Jersey!
* Seattle Mariners star, Ichiro Suzuki is a good jock example, making $17 million a year. But, $17 million pales in comparison to the man paying him, King Nerd Paul Allen, who’s worth $18 billion, earns $720 million a year in interest income, and therefore $2 million a DAY. Cha-ching!
* Is it a coincidence there are so many CEO golfers? Jim Crane, Jerry Jurgensen, John Lundgren, Ed Stack, Steve Bennett, Mike Esken, David Perdue, Mayo Shattuck, Jim McNeely of Sun Microsystems, Dollar General, Intuit, EGL, Nationwide Financial, The Stanley Works, UPS, Dollar General, and Constellation Energy are all sub 10 handicap golfers. Coincidence? Heck no. Just look at their bio’s, and you’ll realize they were all nerds growing up.
* People like dominant competitors who are able to control their own destinies. Although we are taught teamwork at a very early age, it’s just you and your club, or you and your racquet in golf and tennis. There’s nobody to rely on or blame when things get difficult. All the glory and all the failure is yours.
* Due to the lack of physical contact, there are less injuries in tennis and golf, and therefore more people can play for longer periods of time.
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
If you want to increase your chances of making money, be a nerd and play golf and tennis, but also have intimate knowledge of football, basketball, and baseball like John Clayton from ESPN.
John Clayton may not fit the image of a sportscaster, but he is gainfully employed and listened to by millions because of his deep knowledge of football.
So much of worldwide business revolves around golf and tennis. Deals are made on the 19th hole all the time. What better way to bond with your client than on a beautiful summer day, hacking a ball into a hole with beers in hand? Bonds are created over hardship, and striving to sink a ball into a tiny hole for 5 hours is deemed incredible hardship by many! If it helps motivate you to play, studies say that golfers live on average 7-8 years longer than non-golfers!
The tennis league I’m on also has its fair share of impressive resumes. One person is a partner at Sullivan & Cromwell, another is a Managing Director at a major investment bank, and yet another is a multi-millionaire internet entrepreneur who lives at the 4 Seasons among several other places. Compare their resumes to my teammates on my basketball league, and it’s night and day.
So how about it folks? Go to the driving range this weekend, or to your nearest public courts and whack some balls. Afterwards, watch 30 minutes of ESPN and then let it all sink in. Your popularity and speaking points with clients and colleagues will grow. Once you get in the routine, get as good as possible.
I see it all the time at my tennis club. That senior partner might not have a second to waste with a spittoon carrier right out of school, but if you so happen to play tennis well, she’ll giddily want to get to know you and hit for hours. On the court, you are both equals! Sports is a language that brings people from all socioeconomic backgrounds together.
Opportunities are created through relationships. Play golf and tennis and you’ll have more opportunities for a promotion and a raise than ever before. With the fantastic longevity of both sports, it’s never too late to start!
Goals for Financial Samurai’s: 1) Recognize the names of the top 25 in NCAA football, 2) Know who are legit contenders for the national championship (USC, Florida, Texas, Penn State, Alabama are a few), 3) Get to know at least two people to play tennis with and aim for a 3.0 rating within 1 year, 4) Take some tennis lessons, 5)Watch 30 minutes of golf this weekend and go to the driving range and see if the golf bug bites. 6) Enroll your kids into tennis and golf camp early. Thanks dad!
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PS Don’t forget to watch the US Open going on now!