Financial Samurai

I spoke to my father yesterday and curiously asked him about his thoughts on assisted living facilities.  “Absolutely depressing!“, he said.  I couldn’t agree more that assisted living programs are depressing given it reminds us everyday about our mortality.

Who wouldn’t want to stay put in a home they’ve lived in for years instead?  I know I would.  Home is a special place that makes us feel comfortable and warm.  Ideally, you own your home outright in retirement and no longer have payments.  However, this is a topic for another post.

We can only hope that we remain healthy for the rest of our lives, but we’ll eventually need some help thanks to injuries or illnesses.  Some of us will have the financial strength to comfortably pay for our healthcare in retirement.  Others might have wealthy children to rely on.  But what if you do not want to burden anybody, and don’t have that much money to last?

Buying long-term care could be an ideal solution for your retirement years.

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There’s a big difference between getting fired and getting laid off.  Most of what you read in the papers is about people getting laid off due to a “reduction in force”, or RIF as many companies call it nowadays.  Getting fired is almost always due to cause.

You may have sent out a blast e-mail with company secrets by mistake.  Or perhaps you said some sexist joke about women when the female HR manager so happened to walk by.  Whatever the case, you don’t want to get fired, nor should you quit if you don’t have to.

If you are fired or quit, a number of things can happen:

1) You will not be eligible for our government’s gregarious 99 weeks of potential unemployment benefits.  The logic is, you did something wrong that forced your company to fire you, hence it is your own fault you are unemployed, hence no soup for you.

2) You might have a black mark on your record if you’re fired, making you damaged goods for future employers.

3) You may lose supporters who would have written letters of recommendation.  But, since you were fired or quit, they might not want to risk their reputation on you anymore.

4) You might die alone.  Few things in life are worse than dying alone.  You’ll understand how difficult it is to do your own thing, or quit with no back-up in the post.

GET “RIFFED” AND BREATHE EASIER Read more…

Are you a man if you cannot take care of your family?  Are you noble, if you do not have a job and let your wife slave away at the office, so you can latch onto her healthcare insurance, and eat the bacon she brings home?  Hell yeah brothers!  Stay at home men of the world, unite!

The beauty of equality is that we men don’t have to work the majority of our lives away anymore.  We can be the homemakers, and be proud of it too!  With our big muscles, we can re-arrange the living room furniture with ease.  Being relatively taller, we can change fire alarm batteries every year without fear of breaking our necks.

When the general contractor comes over to remodel the bathroom, ladies can rest assured we men are less likely to get scammed by superfluous charges, such as a $1,000 wonder wall replacement.  And when the cable guy comes, you can also breathe easy knowing that we aren’t going to have a romantic encounter either!  I mean, how many times have you ever had a cable gal come over?  Never!

IS EARLY RETIREMENT CHEATING IF YOU HAVE A WORKING SPOUSE? Read more…

Back in July of 2010, I wrote a post entitled, “Am I Living In A Parallel Universe?” discussing the disconnect between the robustness on the ground in San Francisco and the incredibly negative mood by the mass media.  Even my online friends were making fun of my bullishness.  You guys know who you are!

Hopefully you guys not only increased your asset allocation towards equities, you also took advantage of the amazingly bubbliscious bond market and refinanced your debt.

At the end of 2010, Twitter was valued at some $3 billion bucks.  Prince Alwaleed’s 3% stake for $300 million in December of 2011 now values the company at some $9-10 billion!  The same thing has happened for Facebook, now valued at some $100 billion.  There is so much liquidity out there it’s absolutely ridiculous how much new wealth is being created.  Look at more representative companies of the economy, such as McDonald’s and IBM.  Both stocks are near record highs.

Let’s discuss some reasons why people continuously are slow to recognize change.  We’ll also discuss how you can improve your sense of reality by being more honest with yourself.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH PEOPLE Read more…

“I generated $100,000 from home in my underwear!” reads the headline. Immediately, you go ahead and click to see how, hopefully for free. But if not, maybe there’s some type of infoproduct you can buy for $99.

Revenue is sexy no doubt. Large headline numbers are used to suck you in. They trigger a “Me too wow!” emotion, and most of us fall for it. For growth companies, top line revenue is important to show the investor the company is heading in the right direction. However, for the consumer, revenue is a gimmick if you don’t highlight the net profit.

One of the greatest tricks in selling is to make something look so easy that any knucklehead can do it. Offer a 30 day money back guarantee, with processing fee of course, and a product that takes 100 days to complete to see results! By the time the consumer figures out what you’re selling is difficult to achieve or a piece of crap, you’ll have already taken their money and bought a nice trip to Maui thank you very much!

If your job is to sell the dream of making money online and following your glorious digital nomad lifestyle blogger, do us all a favor and be more transparent.

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President Obama considers single people making over $200,000 to be rich.  He has specifically called for raising taxes on singles making over $200,000 and couples making $250,000 every year he’s been office.  Yet, he’s been unable to pass any tax increases because I don’t believe most people agree with him that $200,000 for singles and $250,000 for couples is rich.  If most people agreed, higher taxes would pass!

There are two aspects of monetary wealth we can focus on: Income and Capital.  Some make a lot of income, but have only a little amount of capital since they are either starting off in their careers, or haven’t saved and invested an appropriate amount.  That’s not going to happen to you because you read Financial Samurai and will follow my savings guide to ensure capital accumulation.

Meanwhile, there are those with a tremendous amount of Capital, with little income given they may have inherited their wealth but have no income generating skills.  Capital heavy people may have invested skillfully over the years, built great companies, or were incredibly disciplined in their savings.  There are many different types of folks in the Capital heavy category.  It’s not a bad place to be at all.

Ideally, it’s best to have both high income and a large capital base.  This is my goal, and therefore my goal for all of you as well.  In this post, we’ll focus on the income side of the equation and what to strive for just in case we don’t have a trust fund from mom and dad.

HOW MUCH INCOME DO YOU NEED TO BE CONSIDERED RICH? Read more…

The wooden bar shimmers with beer stains as I stubbornly try to wipe them away.  Each jab of the napkin gets stuck, like a fly to Venus.  Eventually I give up as my friend returns from the Thomas Crapper smiling.

“Sam, when I get my bonus this February, I will have hit my goal of saving $1,000,000 in the bank!” said my 38 year-old friend Paul over his Guinness.  He went on to explain, “I’ve been saving my bonus every year for the past 16 years so that I can one day quit my job and do something more relaxing and fun.”

“Well done Paul!” I respond as I pat him on the back.  “But what else are you going to do?  Not many jobs in the world pay your type of income.  Are you sure you’re willing to give it all up for a life of leisure?”

“Hmm, I don’t know Sam.  I guess all I have to do is work another year, and I’ll get another $100,000 or so in bonus after tax.  Maybe I should just continue to work?” questioned Paul.

“I think a lot of people would give up their left nut to receive a $100,000+ after tax bonus every year.  Maybe you should think about taking a sabbatical instead to rejuvenate?” I replied.

“A sabbatical would be great!  But, I think my company just demotes, underpays, or ultimately lays off people who take them,” explained Paul.

“Well isn’t getting let go exactly what you want?  That way, you can get all your deferred compensation without a hitch!” I said.

“Good point!  Time to kick back and get faded baby!” Paul cheered as we chugged our beers in unison.

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December is generally a higher expenditure month given the holidays and tempting sales galore.  I would ideally like to keep my personal credit card bill in the $1,000-$1,500 range, with $2,000 as the upper limit.  After $2,000, I feel like I’m wasting money because that just seems like an awful lot to spend on things beyond housing costs.

I decided to start tracking my monthly credit card expenses to mainly make sure there aren’t any egregious fees that I know nothing about.  For the past 10 years, all I’ve been doing is eyeballing the total amount, and if it was below a certain threshold, I would pay the bill and move on.

As my desire to save more money grows, it’s good to be a hawk-eye when it comes to my second biggest monthly expenditure.  Furthermore, as a personal finance blogger, why not make some content out of the figures and learn something in the process!  Those who seek early retirement might want to give this exercise a go as well.

DECEMBER 2011 CREDIT CARD STATEMENT Read more…