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The Best Financial Advice I’ve Ever Heard From A Comedian

Updated: 01/04/2023 by Financial Samurai 33 Comments

Here’s the best financial advice I’ve ever heard from a comedian.

One of the best things about living in a big city is the diversity of people.  Minorities are actually a 51% majority, leading to an abundance of food, culture, and festivities.  Most importantly, a diverse community teaches us acceptance and understanding of each other.

Canadian-Indian comedian, Russell Peters recently visited San Francisco where I got to see him perform.  He is an absolute riot!  Russell pokes fun at the incredible ability by both Indian and Chinese to drive hard bargains.  It’s interesting to witness what happens when they negotiate with each other!  Keep an open mind, and I hope you enjoy the skit.

Three Key Lessons From The Video:

1) Never discredit the value of 50 cents, because 50c + 50c = $1 dolla!

2) Don’t be afraid to negotiate.  It’s your money.

3) “Be a man!  Do the right thing!”

Readers, what are some of your best negotiation strategies when it comes to buying things from vendors? Anybody big Dollar Store fans?  What are some of your favorite comedic skits? Any other financial advice from a comedian you’ve heard?

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I spent 13 years working at Goldman Sachs and Credit Suisse (RIP). In 1999, I earned my BA from William & Mary and in 2006, I received my MBA from UC Berkeley.

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  1. Austin says

    March 19, 2010 at 8:07 am

    Russell Peters is a very funny guy. Have seen this video earlier — too good — a fine artist. A very good observation on those key points you mentioned.

    Look forward to reading more at this blog.
    .-= Austin´s last blog ..Should You Be An Entrepreneur? =-.

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  2. The Rat says

    March 17, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    I’ve traveled to some of the sunny resort locations down south and I’m amazed how one tourist can walk away with an item for like $5 while a different tourist can end up paying $50 for the exact same thing. Some people just don’t try to bargain with individual vendors who are selling things while on vacation, while others will scrape the prices down to the bottom of the barrel and just walk away completely if they don’t get the price they want.

    I actually traded in a sweaty old nike baseball cap for a new cap with someone just because they liked it. Often, its just striking up a conversation and having fun in the process. Being willing to walk away and not have the mindset that you absolutely ‘have’ to have this item is important too. Nice post.

    Nice thread.
    .-= The Rat´s last blog ..The Dow’s Dogs And Underdogs: Got Bite? =-.

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  3. admin says

    March 16, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Cool. BTW, can you remind us why you are in Cairo again? Also, what are the specialties the people of Cairo make?

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  4. oilandgarlic says

    March 16, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Wait a minute, where is my innate ability to drive a hard bargain (I’m Chinese)? I really have to work at it but maybe my American upbringing has diminished this ability? Of course nowadays I’m much better and my ancestors would be proud.
    .-= oilandgarlic´s last blog ..Just Ask! Pushing My Luck Saves Me Money =-.

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    • admin says

      March 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm

      Yes, according to this skit, The Chinese have great skills! Do not lose your heritage! Better go out and try and practice your bargaining down in SoHo this weekend! :)
      .-= admin´s last blog ..How To Apologize For An Error? Martyr Yourself! =-.

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  5. ctreit says

    March 15, 2010 at 8:11 am

    My biggest bargaining strategy is not to care when I want to buy something. There is not one thing in this world that I must own. Nothing. So, when I buy something and I start negotiating I always know that I can walk away, which puts me in a very strong bargaining position. I did have to walk away a few times though.

    Favorite comedy skid: “Everythings Amazing & Nobodys Happy” by Louis CK.

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    • admin says

      March 16, 2010 at 5:14 pm

      Oh my gosh…. BHWAHAHA! I’m SO happy I put up this post, b/c I laughed so much watching your clip as well. THANK YOU! Single Mom, Rich Mom highlighted Louis as well amazingly enough, and I’ve never heard of him until TODAY!

      I love the internet and sharing! Yihaw!
      .-= admin´s last blog ..How To Apologize For An Error? Martyr Yourself! =-.

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  6. Tracy says

    March 14, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    Someone once told me that the best tool in a negotiation is the willingness to walk away unless your terms are met. If you start with this willingness, your body language will tell the sales guy and they will either work with you, or you keep your promise. Either way, you win.
    .-= Tracy´s last blog ..Eco-Fraud Friday: How Green Is Your Sex Life? =-.

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    • admin says

      March 16, 2010 at 5:16 pm

      That someone is a smart woman!

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  7. Mike says

    March 14, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    And congratulations for making it under the 50k Alexa Ranking!!
    .-= Mike´s last blog ..Entrepreneur Spotlight: NYC Cravings Food Truck – Giving Up Finance for Chicken =-.

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  8. Mike says

    March 14, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    Pablo Francisco fan here!

    Thanks for finding personal finance advice in every little bit of our lives, Sam.
    .-= Mike´s last blog ..Entrepreneur Spotlight: NYC Cravings Food Truck – Giving Up Finance for Chicken =-.

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    • admin says

      March 14, 2010 at 9:10 pm

      Cool, will have to check him out. Few things are better than laughing so hard you’re crying!

      Pretty hilarious that I’m at 49,999 today. It’s as if Alexa new exactly what the target was. Good stuff on your own progress! Don’t get too addicted to blogging!

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  9. youngandthrifty says

    March 14, 2010 at 8:15 am

    Awe man!! I LOOOOOOOOOVEEE Rusell Peters!! He’s so amazingly funny, everytime I see his clips, I laugh to the point where my cheeks hurt and I almost pee my pants.

    I haven’t gotten to see him live yet though =)
    .-= youngandthrifty´s last blog ..The “Other” Investments…and the Three Financial Advisers =-.

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    • admin says

      March 14, 2010 at 9:09 pm

      Hilarious live! Couldn’t believe he was just a 5 minute drive away. I had no idea until I saw the tickets session for Craigslist, and there he was! “Someone gonna get a hurt real bad!” :)
      .-= admin´s last blog ..Home Mortgage Refinancing Tips For A Smarter You =-.

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  10. Single Mom Rich Mom says

    March 14, 2010 at 6:20 am

    Comedian Louis CK on Bill Gates and doing stupid shit with $85 billion dollars:

    Love the plug for Russell Peters, a fellow Canadian.

    Just came back from the Caribbean and I’m terrible at negotiation. The only good thing I found is that I just didn’t want to buy much. I also feel a lot of guilt that I have more money than these people so I know I overpay them and am ok with that as long as it’s not more than what I’d pay for the same type of thing back home.
    .-= Single Mom Rich Mom´s last blog ..Yakezie – Lowest ranking, highest earning and savings? =-.

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    • admin says

      March 14, 2010 at 9:07 pm

      Funny! I watched a couple of the others. Funny one on “Being White” lol.
      .-= admin´s last blog ..The Curse Of Making Too Much Money And Not Pursuing Your Dreams =-.

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  11. admin says

    March 13, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    Good stuff Jeremy. You don’t strike me as a timid guy from your About description on your site!
    .-= admin´s last blog ..Home Mortgage Refinancing Tips For A Smarter You =-.

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  12. Experimently says

    March 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    You just ask for a low number, and then they’ll give you a higher number. And if they don’t, you just walk away and the price drops.. But it really depends on what you’re buying, if it’s second hand.. You can definitely bring down the price. Same goes for everything bought at a market.
    .-= Experimently´s last blog ..Experimently gives the finger to online renting =-.

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  13. Jason @ Redeeming Riches says

    March 13, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    I’ve never heard of this guy before, but that was a good act – I’ll have to check more out from him!

    Brian Regan is one of my favorites – saw him live last Christmas, that was a great show.
    .-= Jason @ Redeeming Riches´s last blog ..Why Does God Allow Suffering? =-.

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    • admin says

      March 13, 2010 at 11:09 pm

      Will check out Brian Regan. Thnx for the suggestion!
      .-= admin´s last blog ..Treat Your Job As If You Won The Lottery =-.

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  14. Little House says

    March 13, 2010 at 11:00 am

    I’m horrible at negotiating. But, I’m not much of a shopper anyway, so maybe it’s not such a bad thing. As for the dollar store, I’ll admit I shop there. $10 gets you 10 things, what a bargain!

    Russell Peters is pretty funny, the first time I’ve heard of him. I’ll have to check Netflix for some live performances.
    .-= Little House´s last blog ..Amazing Home Makeovers =-.

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  15. innocriss says

    March 13, 2010 at 10:33 am

    it’s my first time hearing of Russell Peters. The video is really inspiring. i think i would have to find some more videos about his show to discover more of his wisdom.
    .-= innocriss´s last blog ..Changing Careers at Midlife – Becoming a Successful Online Entrepreneur =-.

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  16. Len Penzo says

    March 13, 2010 at 10:10 am

    Hey, that guy is funny! You should see when you are in a place like a fair or business district with multiple Chinese-owned booths competing against each other. Then they get personal.

    Me: The guy over in booth 25 is selling the exact same thing for 33% less.
    Honghui: Booth 25 sell counterfeit goods! He don’t care about consumer.
    Me: It doesn’t look counterfeit to me.
    Honghui: Then you go buy from Booth 25! Get out of here! You two match made in heaven!

    True story.

    Best,

    Len

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    • admin says

      March 13, 2010 at 11:08 pm

      I’m impressed you remembered the vendor’s name! I wonder what you were buying. Hmmmm. It does get personal in selling similar goods, b/c the difference is the seller. Hence, not buying from one seller means you are against him as a person even if he/she didn’t give you the best price.

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  17. Lakita (PFJourney) says

    March 13, 2010 at 7:11 am

    My negotiation skills are pretty weak. Though if I’m calling to shut something off or switch services (cable or cell)….THEN they want to negotiate.
    .-= Lakita (PFJourney)´s last blog ..Manners & Money: Gift Registries =-.

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    • admin says

      March 13, 2010 at 11:06 pm

      There you go! Just tell them you are switching off the service EVERY TIME! If they call your bluff, just say you were kidding lol.

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  18. myfinancialobjectives says

    March 13, 2010 at 6:53 am

    haha that was pretty good, I loved the “nooooooo” bit!!

    Also I love how diverse the U.S. is, and I am looking forward to the future. I love meeting all kinds of new people, from every corner of the world! My Trinidadian girlfriend has been such a blessing, she really opened my eyes many years ago to the concept of “other cultures”. I am very grateful, and have gained a much better appreciation for anything other than what I am used to!
    .-= myfinancialobjectives´s last blog ..The Ultimate Motivator: Compounding Interest =-.

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    • admin says

      March 13, 2010 at 11:05 pm

      Trinidadian GF, nice! Don’t think I’ve ever immersed myself in that culture before. Good luck with the relationship!

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  19. Boris says

    March 13, 2010 at 5:07 am

    Hi, Sam,
    I am glad that you saw Russel Peters and enjoyed his show. He is not only funny, but he is making big money as well!
    All the best,
    Boris
    .-= Boris´s last blog ..Why smart celebrities seem to say “dumb things” =-.

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  20. David M says

    March 13, 2010 at 4:48 am

    I have travelled all over South East Asia and travelled to India on 3 ocassions – the best negotiating tactic is to start to walk away. The price drops real quickly at that point.

    If by chance the price does not drop, you can always go back and start negotiating again. Or go to the next vendor. In SEA and India, there are ussually streets that have many of the same vendors – thus if one will not give you a good price another almost certainly will.

    The fun thing is to walk back past someone who would not negotiate and tell them the price you ended up paying. They will then tell you that you overpaid. I then laugh and think to myself, “well if you had just been willing to negotiate, I could have overpaid you.”

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    • admin says

      March 13, 2010 at 11:04 pm

      Ha, yeah, I hear you. The bargaining culture in SEA and India is so tremendous. India seems particularly difficult. It’s as if the moment you step off the plane, they are hustling you if you are a foreigner.

      I usually try and start at close to what I believe their profit margin is and go from there.

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  21. Kevin Khachatryan says

    March 13, 2010 at 2:55 am

    I know one tactic salesmen use to know if you’re a real buyer or not… knowing this tactic can save you a lot of negotiating trouble.

    Commonly, if car salesmen want to know if you’re a real buyer, they will tell you a really low deal, to see if you will accept or not. If you accept, he will say that car is sold and will divert you to another for a more real price.

    If you get his quote in writing, you will save yourself a bunch of time and money.
    .-= Kevin Khachatryan´s last blog ..Save Money at Home: Part 2 – Save Money on General Utilities =-.

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    • admin says

      March 13, 2010 at 10:57 pm

      Yikes, that is one SHADY tactic by a car salesman! I would test drive a couple of their most expensive cars and just leave afterwards if they did that to me.

      Reply

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