Tonight’s the night we find out who wins the World Series of Poker Main Event! The showdown is between Darvin Moon with 59 million chips and Joe Cada with 136 million chips. Despite the chip differential, players know that things can turn quickly in heads up poker. Anybody with enough patience, and a good amount of luck can win!
I’ve imagined winning the WSOP countless times. Each time I ask myself two questions:
1) If I had to choose between winning and only getting the WSOP bracelet or losing but receiving the prize money, which would I choose?
2) What would I do with $8.5 million bucks?!
The answer to question #1 is easy. I’d take the money for sure! I’d then use $10,000 of the prize money to have a jeweler craft an exact same replica. It must feel unreal walking around as the champ, but I’d rather have financial security any day.
The answer to question #2 is a little bit harder, but much more fun! First of all, we can painfully reduce the $8.5 million by 50% to get our after tax proceeds. $4.25 million is still a lot of money, but gosh darnit, that sure sounds a lot less than $8.5 million!
WHAT I’D DO WITH $4.25 MILLION:
* $100,000: Fly 10 of my closest friends down to Vegas and we’d all stay at the penthouse suite at either The Palms or The Encore for a week long party. We’ll eat at the finest restaurants and have bottle service every night at the clubs. Hopefully, we’ll have such a good time we won’t remember a thing!
* $150,000: Remodel my parents house by installing new double paned windows, remodel their master bathroom and guest bathroom, and update the kitchen with new appliances. I’d also get them a killer home theater system for $10,000 since they still have a tube TV with no cable.
* $50,000: During the 2 month remodeling process, my parents will cruise the world in a penthouse suite on one of the great luxury liners.
* $80,000: My parents have a beat up 1991 Camry that makes funny noises every time it goes. A new Lexus LS450 would do, although they’d probably be just as happy with a $28,000 Honda Accord since they’re so low key.
* $50,000: Host a week long family gathering at Auberge du Soleil in Napa during crush month (September). There’s something eating grapes picked right off the vine.
* $50,000: Travel for a month with the wife to Amsterdam, Prague, Athens, Rome, and the south of France. This trip will be next year, since we just had a great time partying it up in Vegas!
* $20,000: Keep cash in a safe somewhere at home and practice “making it rain”!
* $0: Pay off no debt. What you say? It’s all accounting really. When you have more cash than debt, why would you ever tie it up in a house? Debt helps keep me motivated to work and secure my financial future. Without any debt at my age, I’m afraid I’ll turn into a slacker!
* $125,000: Donate to a local organization such as The Omega Boys Club which helps educate inner city kids and keeps them off the streets.
* $3,600,000: Buy a stable value fund with a 4% yield and collect $150,000/yr in gross interest income.
CONCLUSION
With $3.6 million in the bank, I still won’t quit my job. In fact, I think I’ll enjoy my job more because of the new found financial security. Spending 15% of the winnings and saving the other 85% sounds like a good balance. Who knows, I may end up giving it all away. But for now, it’s best to lock the remaining money up to avoid temptation, and let reality sink in before spending any more. Besides, $150,000/yr in interest income is good enough, for now!
Readers, what would you do if you won $8.5 million dollars?!
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FB – Sweet!! I thought about directly giving money to all my family members, but guess what? The TAXMAN will tax gifts here in the US to the fullest! Giving my mom $100,000 for example would only lead to $70,000 in net proceeds. DOUBLE TAXATION love!
Hence, the only way around it is to just buy your loved ones what you think they need or would want to buy!
FS
DROOL!!!!
If I won 4.25 million (I count everything net after taxes) I’d probably do this:
Throw 3 million into a stable fund with a low yield and grab the money in interest income.
Spend the other $1.25 million:
– Giving each of my immediate family members $100,000 each to do with what they’d like (So that’s $600,000 total)
– Take the other $500,000 and put it in my “travel” fund, and take fun trips with BF to different countries each year on the cheap.
We spend about $1000/U.S. city for one week each, so $2000 total for the both of us.
And about $5000 each international trip, visiting 4 countries, so $10,000 total for both of us.
– $125,000 — I dunno. I guess I’d buy a nice leather jacket, a trench coat, and that baby grand digital piano I want (Roland RD700). And the rest.. er.. I’d keep it until I think of other things I might need.
I wouldn’t do much, eh? I don’t need anything, nor do I want anything so desperate that I’d spend cash on it right now.
No need for a car, I don’t want a home (maybe a condo..) and.. that’s about it.
I used to play games like this in class in college when really bored. I would first set enough money aside for savings, retirement, potential family so I don’t have to worry about any of that. Then I would treat family and friends to some celebration, put plenty of money aside for traveling and then invest in a business or two, possibly real estate. And help out with some charity.
Provide for my family members, travel, and relax.
Evan – Why do you gotta be “that guy” and spoil our dreams?! :)
It’s a good point you bring up. So, that’s why I’m spending money on things for my parents. May I ask though, do you know if I just buy a 50k car for my parents, it’s not considered a gift if I just keep it under my name? What are the official rules here to avoid double taxation!
The only thing I would change is:
1) everyone has to get real on the gifts – I hate to be “that guy” but you can’t just hand people that kind of money. The most you can give each US Citizen is $13,000/yr and then you eat into your Lifetime exemption amount which is $1mil TOTAL. So the guy a few above me said he’d give 100K to each family member is likely to kill his exemption mount (depending on his family size).
2) I wouldn’t put it in a stable fund, I would buy Munis upon Munis – and live off the money like FS but make it tax free
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Well are we talking black/white legal here OR are we talking ‘come on’ its not getting picked up by an audit LOL.
If you bought a home, and your parents lived in it then your gift would be the rent you are forgoing IF you got audited. If that fair rent is under $26,000/yr you’d be or even if fair rent was $52,000 (your 13 to both parents and your wife’s 13 to each parent).
After you hit your max on gifting, you start to eat it into what is known as your Lifetime exemption amount. Easiest way to explain this: Everyone has heard of the $3,500,000 you get to give at death…well, the gov’t lets you slice off $1,000,000 during lifetime. So now you have that $1mil PLUS THE GROWTH out of your estate.
After all that you start with the 45% gift tax OWED BY THE DONOR.
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Can’t believe the 21 year old won it! What a dream come true. Awesome vacations = awesome memories for sure. FS
You have me salivating. That sounds like a lot of fun.
I would probably wind up spending less on the Vegas stuff and doing something more like the above commenter who mentioned a travel fund.
THAT would be amazing… awesome vacations every year for the rest of my life!
“Keep cash in a safe somewhere at home and practice “making it rain”!” that’s so funny. haha I’d probably travel the world for a year and take thousands of photographs. It’s interesting though – I’ve heard so many stories of people that win the lottery and end up unhappier with more problems over time. I’m sure it’s crazy awesome in the beginning but public onset of wealth must really change relationships and appreciation of the simple things in life (all of a sudden everybody wants to be your friend and wants something for free with nothing in return etc)
Charlie – Yeah, I saw Floyd Mayweather (famous boxer) at Tao Club in Vegas make it rain with $100 bills and I thought it was so cool. At least I can make it rain, and then collect all the hundies and do it all over again in the comfort of my own home! FS
Yeah, dump most of the money into a safe, conservative investment.
1) Quit my job
2) Move to a slightly larger house. Baby on the way makes 4, and we could use another bedroom and a bit more storage.
3) Replace the 98 Contour (110K miles) with something newer. ’06 Taurus is fine.
4) Travel. I’d hit a bunch of national parks.
5) Work on my novel. While I’d want to keep my brains cells working, I’d trade my job for novel writing in a heart beat.
Kosmo – Awesome man! I hear you on being able to focus entirely on your writing. That would be quite a luxury. I think you’re over doing it by upgrading to a ’06 Taurus man. j/k :) FS
i would invest 97% of all that cash into my businesses and my portfolio. the other 3%, i would do or buy something that i have always wanted and hadn’t planned for like a plasma screen or a macbook or an impromptu vacation in the Masai Mara :)
Kenyantykoon – Wow, you are disciplined to only spend 3% of your spoils on fun money! Good for you, I couldn’t do it :) FS
Don’t know what I would do with so much windfall income. I will cross the bridge when I get there. Maybe I should learn how to play poker in the meantime….
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Lol. Should have clarified. We have a 98 Contour and a 06 Taurus. We’d upgrade the Contour and keep the Taurus as-is.
CTREIT – Poker is awesome, and I was quite into it until I went on my “no spend” kick. It takes a lot to save $100 at a time, but it doesn’t take a lot to lose $100 in a matter of seconds from a bad beat in poker!
Kosmo – You have two cars?! That’s big pimpin man. What would you upgrade your non-Taurus car to? Heard the Bentley Continental GT’s are sweet.
I’d be more aggressive. I’d lock $1million in a 5 yr CD that is truly locked and unable to be accessed, and invest the remaining $2.25 million in various stocks and private equity to hopefully turn it to $10 million!
Hey, even if I lose it all, I still have $1 million that I never would have had in the first place!
Ahhhhhh it’s so good to dream my own dream when I read your list…
But what? A 21 years old won? Oh no, it’s going to ruin his/her life. I haven’t found a 21-year-old knowing how to handle 8.5 million dollars yet.
Man…what a dream huh.
Basics would be invest a large portion. Put the rest in CD’s and use the interested earned every month as income and leave the investment portion alone. Buy a house, pay off my debt, continue working, maybe take a break from work and go to school full time, or do work and school….
But what would be in my garage…a beautiful 2004 E46 BMW M3, black leather interior, 6 speed, sitting on 19″ BBS rims in the back, 18″ in the front, wrapped in Pirelli’s, beautiful Alpine system from head to toe, full built and tweaked Stage 3 HorsepowerFreaks Turbo kit (stage 4 is way to much power on the street in my opinion), and a custom House of colors candy apple red paint job.
Drool…… yes! That would be the dream.
Now back to reality ;)
XtraCrisp – Nice thoughts! The 2004 E46 M3 is nice, but you wouldn’t spend up a little more to get the new V8 M3 beast? I test drove it last month and it was beastie sweet. Why not just get a Lambo Gallardo in dark grey or black?? :)
*sigh* ah yes…the beautiful new E93 with it’s M5 V8…yeah…I could see me in one of those, but…I fell in love with the E46 body style long time ago. Than when I found a company that makes reliable turbo kits for them (Dinan seems to only make superchargers) I couldn’t look any other way. If I were really going to have a toy toy Bimmer it would be the first M3 they made…88-91 E30…which many companies now have kits for motor swaps into those as well as turbos. I guess with that kind of cash, the car possibilities are endless.
I agree with you…the lambo is a sweet choice as well and I think I would go with the dark grey. To that list…I think I would add a Aston Martin DBS with the color cold Casino Royale! :) and while we are at it, Saleen S7 (of course…only the TT model though). Yeah…I can see me merging onto the highway in first gear which peaks out at 63mph!!!
Cars are my sickness…
XtraCrispy – Nice man. Then, we share a same sickness! Have you checked out my post “8 Cars In 10 Years, I Have A Problem But You Won’t”? I summarize my cars.. .they are all over the map! I had the 97 BMW M3. 19″ rims, black tint, DINAN chip, it was awesome! But, I sold it after about 18 months b/c I felt the transmission start to go.
I really like the twin-turbo BMW 335i Coupe from 2007 and beyond. Simple, elegant, fast. There are a lot of people though driving it, so not as original.
Just remember, 1/10th rule! Spend no more than 1/10th your annual gross salary on your car! ;)
Yeah…I read your post and laughed…than cried. :( I don’t know if I could sell some of the cars you have driven haha. I have also read your 1/10th rule and sadly…I have broken that rule when I bought my current car. 03 Mazda Speed Protege…fairly simple, turbo,fmic, 18″ rims, Tein coilovers, etc…you know how it is. Still paying off the car and that’s fine, don’t plan on getting rid of it anytime soon. (bought it used from someone in 08 who only had 7800 miles on it!)
Not sure if you remember any of my other comments, one regarding the dream of making 100k that you wrote about. I’m 24 at the moment, and my income is about twice my age currently. To speak of these beautiful cars that we have mentioned, and I agree the new 335 coupe with it’s sexy TwinTurbo package is to drool for, but becoming way to common. All of the cars we have mentioned come with the appropriate price tag. A price…that unless I work extremely hard, get my certs, higher education, and try to go work for the NSA ;) or win the lottery or hone my poker skillz (I play a little)…the price will remain out of reach to that rule for quite some time.
I understand one has to be patient. Earn what they want. I’m sure you can agree with me that the passion we share is an expensive one…and one probably most enjoyed at a younger age when my reaction time is at it’s peak. I don’t want to be one of those guys who is retired, worked all his life, is now 70is…and is coming out of the local grocery store and hoping in his brand spanking new Mustang GT500. Yes…I saw this, as his car was parked to mine and I was getting ready to leave. No offense to him in the least…he worked hard or long, and earned it…but it took him almost 15 minutes to walk from the store to the car! I don’t want a car with that kind of power at that age! :)
XtraCrispy – Yup, I remember your older comments. I hear you loud and clear on not waiting until you’re an old fart before buying your dream car! In fact, 5 years ago, I was guilty of pushing my buddy into spending $60,000 on the new Mercedes CLK500 couple. I told him in so many words “one life to live man!” and he dropped the 60 G’s and rode off.
The 1/10th rule is simply a motivational rule for me. When I want that $45,000 bimmer, I try and think of every single way possible to try and make $450,000. It’s a damn scary goal, but a goal I focus on whenever thoughts of spending that kinda money on a car comes to mind!
Nice story on the old man who took 15 minutes to walk to the store from his Mustang GT500! Ahh… I remember back in 1995, there was a sweeeet GT500 I wanted to buy for $10,000… the gurlge of the engine. Too bad I only had $30 bucks to my name! :) FS
$4.25MM?
* Tithe 10% which leaves $3.825MM.
* Buy a small, profitable corporation for between $1MM and $1.9MM (50% of the remainder).
* Make sure as much of your property as possible actually belongs to the corporation.
* Create an estate and set up trusts for your children. Put the rest of property and money into the estate and trusts.
* Let the estate and the corporation do the investing, live off the interest, and draw a modest salary from the corporation. Make sure the trusts will cover your children’s college tuition.
* When you travel write it off as a business expense.
* Make your car a company car.
* Own nothing (or as little as possible) and live like a king.
That’s my plan! Thanks for the great article!
David – Good idea, living like a king! Donno though. If I had $4 mill in the bank cash, I wouldn’t bother buying a “profitable corporation”. There would inevitably be too much hassle. I’d want as simple a life as possible with real passive interest income. Best, FS
Are you a professional journalist? You write very well.
I would get cable tv
If I won. I would live a semi retired life, travel and volunteer.
I don’t think $4.5 million after taxes is all that much, Sam.
I guess the instinct is to blow the money because it came so fast, there is not the feeling of the pain of having earned it.
That being said $8.5 million before taxes is about double the average lifetime earning potential of a professional (like a doctor or lawyer), or 4 times the average lifetime earnings of a person with Master’s degree.
Too bad the tax burden is so high at 50%, what a waste.
If you are in your 30’s you would still need to live frugally to make $4.5 million last without the chance of running out of money. By spending like Obama in your post, you are much more certain to run out of runway!
-Mike
Sam,
One more thing- you are burning through too much of the windfall in your post. I’d say allocate only 1% of the windfall to something fun. We sold out our company and I got paid $500k a few months back for this, the allocation for fun money is spending $6k on a trip to the Maldives next spring.
-Mike
I think you spend too little Mike. Live it up! I have several “bucks” in the bank, and every year, I make it a point to spend at least 5% of it on something awesome. Perhaps it’s because I’m confident that I’ll be able to make several more bucks down the road. Why hoard so much Mike?
Well I’ve had 5 years of good opportunity and figure better save up for a rainy day and not waste too much…
I am thinking of taking some time off and not sure if I can get back on the ladder where I get off so therefore I’m being more frugal I guess.
-Mike
I honestly believe we will die with too much. We need to take more vacations and spend more money, b/c as you’ve seen, making money is pretty easy. Time to live it up during your break!