I’m in a pickle and I need your help. One of my friends who so happens to be a client, but who really is just a great friend who so happens to be a very large client, invited me to play tennis at his posh tennis club the other day. After we hit around for an hour, he mentioned I should join and he could be my primary sponsor. I told him I’d think about it over the weekend and let him know.
I did some digging with the Membership representative afterwards. The first hint that told me I was in for a big dilemma was when she said there were no brochures as everything is “exclusive and private.” “We don’t advertise our club Sam.” she said. OK, great, how is that going to help me make an informed decision, I thought to myself. Not wanting to piss her off or anything, I just asked her if she could tell me about how to join. This is what she said: